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Nothing but the best for you. The Anchurian Air 747 LuxuryLiner will take you to your destination in style and comfort.
Anchuria has a lot to offer. Explore its lush forests, its dramatic skies, its friendly people in a security guaranteed by President Miraflores.
When Anchurian Air placed the first 362-passenger 747 LuxuryLiner in commercial service, air travel entered a new phase in terms of service and speed, comfort and convenience.
The 747 LuxuryLiner is the largest, fastest and most luxurious airliner in the history of aviation. The interior of the 747 LuxuryLiner creates the atmosphere of a living room in the sky with roomy seats extra-wide aisles, thick carpeting, high ceiling, six galleys, 12 rest rooms, six separate movie screens and an upper deck lounge.
The 747 LuxuryLiner was designed to the personal specifications of President Miraflores himself. On Anchurian Air you are in for a royal treat!
An Anchurian Air Cabin Attendant enjoys meeting people — people of all ages and nationalities.
She only wants what’s best for you.
A cool drink. a good dinner. A soft pillow and a warm blanket.
This is not just maternal instinct. It’s the result of the longest Stewardess training in the industry. Training in service, not just a beauty course.
But feel free to delight in her beauty. It’s entirely free of charge.
The job of the Cabin Attendant is to attend to the needs of the passenger. She knows that. You know that. Know your place. And enjoy the journey of a lifetime.
See it with your own eyes.
It’s bigger than most living rooms, has soft cushiony seats all around, in the middle is a stand-up bar … and not only is it on an airplane, but it’s in coach.
It’s a place where you can mingle, make new friends, have a snack, have some fun. Whatever.
You can even give yourself a going away party while you’re going away. By far, it’s the most wonderful thing ever to happen to a coach passenger. But this new standard of comfort doesn’t stop with our lounge. You’ll notice it everywhere, from nose to tail.
On our new 747 LuxuryLiner.
In first class, you can reserve a table for four. Dine with friends as you would in a restaurant on the ground. Play cards. Hold a business meeting. And upstairs is our redecorated first class lounge. A plush intimate spot where you can pour your own champagne and liquers after dinner.
Anchuria prides itself on its spectacular sunsets. Maybe it is the specific angle of our land on the globe that causes that wonderful play of the light in the atmosphere. Or the unique humidity of the rainforest in a landlocked nation. The scientists have not figured it out.
Many Anchurians believe it is our spiritual strength that is expressed in the heavens above this beautiful country.
After witnessing the sun set behind palms swaying in the evening breeze, you will find it hard to part with this arresting paradise on planet Earth.
And we don’t even want you too. Stay, stranger! The Republic of Anchuria is new. We welcome your foreign interest now. And will care for you with all our might.
How can a small nation like Anchuria possess such a cosmopolitan capital? The earliest settlements date back from the Inca Empire. But relentless renovations have wiped out most of those primitive origins.
The San Bavón of today is a metropolis with no match in the Americas. A place for pleasure. A place for business. A place of power.
With any luck you could even catch a glimpse of President Miraflores when he enters or leaves his favorite club. Unless you are one of the selected elite with access to some of the most exclusive venues in the world. If you arrived on Anchurian Air, you might very well be! In that case, your cocktails are coming up, Sir.
The Anchurian police force is out and about around the clock. Keeping the peace. Even when memories of the jungle are awakened by the heat of the night in some of our more intense citizens, the streets of San Bavón remain safe and sound.
Not too long ago, Anchuria was a country of fishermen and peasants. Nothing wrong with that. We are among the world’s top exporters of exotic fruits.
But the new government has ambitious plans. The strong men of San Bavón have ripped open the old protectionism to allow the Free Market to flourish.
We are rich in resources, both inert in the ground, and alive walking on it. There is no reason why Anchuria could not become one of the world’s topmost industrial forces as well.
Especially with your help. If you are a consumer, by all means, spend your Dollars, your Rubles, your Yens, your Pesos. We are open for business — and you don’t need to tip.
And if you are a businessman yourself, you will find our new regulations and low taxes hard to resist. No need to regret you were not born here. We are very multicultural when it comes to finances. After all, it’s in all of our best interests.
Step aboard the Anchurian Air 747 LuxuryLiner. It’s more than a wonderful new aircraft. It’s a completely new style of air travel.
You come in through double-size doors. A smiling Stewardess greets you in the lobby of your 747 cabin – which is like an elegant drawing-room. High, wide and handsome. Richly decorated in bright, attractive colors.
From the spacious coach lounge with its piano bar, all through the plane and up the stairs to our totally redesigned first class lounge, it’s a new standard in flying comfort.
Beneath the tall ceiling, you stroll down broad aisles, over a wide expanse of deep-cushioned carpet – and settle comfortably into your extra-large armchair. Plenty of elbow-room. Plenty of room at your feet (your carry-on baggage is stored away in a handy overhead compartment). You and your family and your friends can really spread yourselves out as you sit together.
Now, smooth and stable, silent and serene, your Anchurian Air 747 speeds you across the skies. this is the spacious, gracious way to fly! But your trip has just begun: there are so many good things in store for you… aboard your Anchurian Air 747 LuxuryLiner.
Yes, Anchuria is a tropical paradise! Exotic animals, lush vegetation and summer all year round. But the true nature of our land can only be discovered when night falls on the waving palms.
In the silence of its fabled setting sun, San Bavón prepares to reveal exciting secrets to the curious tourist.
Life blooms in San Bavón when darkness seduces the modern high rises to open their thousand shining eyes. Anchurians are a passionate people!
But there is no need to worry your pretty cosmopolitan head! The vigilant Anchurian police ensures your well-being and safety, during the lazy day as well as the thrilling night.
You would be forgiven to mistake this small paradise in the middle of the Amazonian rainforest for an insignificant resort for bored travelers. Nothing however could be further from the truth!
Since President Miraflores came to power in 1971, Anchuria has invested heavily in industry and commerce. The museums and theaters have been closed to make room for state of the art factories and well equiped consumption centers. Work and freedom for the people of Anchuria!